Two for the Road 
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Mark Wallace: This is completely against my principles.
Joanna Wallace: Good. I hate to think that it happened all the time.
Mark Wallace: I had absolutely no intention of sleeping in hotels.
Mark Wallace: I thought we agreed before we were married that we weren't going to have any children.
Joanna Wallace: And before we were married we *didn't* have any children.
Mark Wallace: That's marriage for you.
Joanna Wallace: That's marriage for *them*.
Mark Wallace: That's marriage - full stop.
Mark Wallace: My skin is made of asbestos.
Mark Wallace: Are you a virgin?
Mark Wallace: I was for two years at the University of Chicago.
Joanna Wallace: Studying virgin detection?
Mark Wallace: It's really meant for photographing three-dimensional objects.
Joanna Wallace: I'm three dimensional, as a matter of fact.
Mark Wallace: Darling, what's French for 'Inspector, I don't believe a word you're saying and you're not gonna get a damn penny?'
Joanna Wallace: 'Oui, monsieur.'
Mark Wallace: If there's one thing I really despise, it's an indispensable woman.
Mark Wallace: Bitch.
Joanna Wallace: Bastard.
Mark Wallace: Just wish that you'd stop sniping.
Joanna Wallace: I haven't said a word!
Mark Wallace: Just because you use a silencer doesn't mean you're not a sniper.
Mark Wallace: What are you doing?
Joanna Wallace: Just trying to discover where the strings are attached.
Mark Wallace: What kind of people just sit in a restaurant and don't say one word to each other?
Joanna Wallace: Married people?