Two Mules for Sister Sara 
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Gen. LeClair: To your virtues... and especially your vices, Sara
Col. Beltran: This is better than killing each other, no?
Hogan: I only figured there was going to be one funeral... Catholic.
Col. Beltran: Oh? I didn't know you were Catholic.
Sara: Don't you want a woman of your own?
Hogan: What for?
Sara: To share your name, bear your children, be a companion.
Hogan: To ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling and save money? And to bitch about her aches and pains all day? No thanks!
Hogan: What the hell is a nun doing out here?
Hogan: Sister! This here is a cathouse!
Sara: Oh no, Hogan. This is no cathouse. This is the best whorehouse in town!