George Wade:
What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular.

George Wade:
I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.

June Carter:
Do you know what I like even more than chess?

George Wade:
Pokemon?

George Wade:
I'm now poor. When I say I'm poor, I mean we may have to share a helicopter with another family.

Meryl Brooks:
Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won.

Lucy Kelson:
Which one?

Meryl Brooks:
Well, both of them.

George Wade:
Before you came into my life I could make all kinds of decisions now I'm addicted I have to know what you think. What do you think?

Lucy Kelson:
I think your the most selfish human being on the planet.

George Wade:
Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?

Lucy Kelson:
Please don't tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a suit.

Tony:
All men are pawns when it comes to women.

George Wade:
You make Ghandi look like a used cars saleseman.

Tony:
She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping... Like a doll.

George Wade:
A doll with a sinus problem.

George Wade:
I find you... annoying.

Lucy Kelson:
You called everyone but slurpy heaven.

George Wade:
That is not true. I did call slurpy heaven. They didn't want you. Said you had attitude. Said you weren't slurpy material.

Meryl Brooks:
I used to be afraid of being alone, then I got married. Now I'll never be alone again...

George Wade:
Well, we obviously can't leave you alone with that stapler.

Helen Wade:
Would you like anything?

George Wade:
I could really go for some Milk Duds.

Helen Wade:
We don't have any, I could send out for one.

George Wade:
Oh no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

George Wade:
This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.

Ruth Kelson:
I personally feel it is unethical for one person to acquire that much wealth, how do you sleep at night?

George Wade:
Well I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.

Larry Kelson:
Do those really work?

George Wade:
Oh yes, quite well actually.

Lucy Kelson:
Oh good, while you're at it, be sure to massage his cloven hoof.

George Wade:
Girls, I'm starting to feel a pain in my ass...

George Wade:
And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?

Lucy Kelson:
What did I tell you that defines an emergency?

George Wade:
A large meteoroid, severe blood lose and uh...

Lucy Kelson:
Death! And you're not dead!

George Wade:
If you have to go, just go!

Lucy Kelson:
What? What am I, five years old? This is my Volvo! People just don't go in Volvos.

George Wade:
I'll buy you another Volvo!

Lucy Kelson:
I don't want another Volvo. Besides, that's the only thing you'll remember about me... the woman who 'went' on the front seat.

George Wade:
Well that would be kind of hard to forget.

Lucy Kelson:
Oh, well, I can swing a racket.

George Wade:
Yes I know, at my head, I've experienced it.

Meryl Brooks:
You should have gone with George

Lucy Kelson:
He asked June

Meryl Brooks:
He asked you too!

Lucy Kelson:
He asked me too? How many women does a man need to take to dinner? Maybe in Utah.

Lucy Kelson:
I'll give you a twenty for your cab!

Man Getting into Cab:
Keep your twenty and have dinner with me.

Lucy Kelson:
You keep your dinner, I'll keep my twenty, and we'll call it a deal!

Lucy Kelson:
George, I have an ulcer, I don't sleep well, mostly because you keep calling me in the middle of the night, and if you dont call me I dream that you're gonna call me. I think about you in the shower

Lucy Kelson:
... not in a good way, but in an I'm-so-distracted-I-can't-remember-if-I-washed-my-hair kinda way - so I'll wash my hair twice! So I have a hole in my stomach, I'm running out of shampoo and today is the first day in my life that I did not give a thousand percent on the job. And I hate that feeling.

Meryl Brooks:
It was a fight for Tom, and it was the best thing I ever did.

Tom:
Everything all right down there?

Meryl Brooks:
Not now! EVERYTHING is not about you.