Blame It on Rio 
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Victor: You can't go.
Matthew: I'll be back but I have to go first.
Eduardo Marques: You are, how you say, the queer couple?
Matthew Hollis: Odd couple, odd.
Matthew Hollis: Do you miss me at all?
Karen Hollis: At all? Yes dear, I miss you at all.
Victor Lyons: They smiled. Maybe we should talk to them.
Matthew Hollis: We can't. They're practically naked.
Victor Lyons: Try to picture them with clothes on.
Victor Lyons: That lady is my kind of guy. Don't wait up.
Jennifer Lyons: Make love to me.
Matthew Hollis: I'm twenty years older than you.
Jennifer Lyons: Twenty-eight.
Isabella: You are my twelfth lover in twelve days.
Victor Lyons: Really?
Isabella: I don't hurt your feelings?
Victor Lyons: No, I've always been a team player.
Matthew Hollis: Kiss you? I ought to spank you!
Jennifer Lyons: Oh, please, and bite me too.
Matthew Hollis: Last night never happened.
Jennifer Lyons: I know. I was there when it didn't.
Nicole Hollis: I'm no longer a carnivore. I don't eat anything that's ever had parents.
Jennifer Lyons: Do you hate me?
Nicole Hollis: No, him. Does he tell you he loves you?
Jennifer Lyons: No.
Nicole Hollis: You'll get used to it.
Victor Lyons: You slept with someone? Why didn't you tell me?
Jennifer Lyons: I just did.
Victor Lyons: Now you tell me? What good does it do me now?
Jennifer Lyons: What good is it SUPPOSED to do you?
Jennifer Lyons: Poor Daddy!
Matthew Hollis: Oh, yours or Nicole's?
Jennifer Lyons: Mine.
Matthew Hollis: Oh, that poor daddy. You can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a poor daddy.
Jennifer Lyons: That's not your lifeline, that's your heartline.
Matthew Hollis: Teeny little thing, isn't it?
Nicole Hollis: She's in love, you know?
Matthew Hollis: She thinks so.
Nicole Hollis: If you think so, you are.
Victor Lyons: What the hell are you doing, asking for her hand? "With this teething ring I thee wed"?
Matthew Hollis: It was, quite simply, the worst night of my life, my embarrassment compounded by the fact that Victor had now slept with two out of the three members of my family.
Jennifer Lyons: Will you forget me?
Matthew Hollis: The minute I die.
Victor Lyons: We've got a lot to talk about.
Jennifer Lyons: I know. I'm so glad you're leaving.
Matthew: You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice.