Elmer, the Great

Elmer Kane:
Warm up? Hell, I ain't been cool since February!

Elmer Kane:
They can fool some of the people part-time, but the worm will turn.

Mrs. Kane:
[while serving Elmer a hearty breakfast of eggs, pancakes, syrup, sausage, bacon, toast, juice, and coffee] Would you like a piece of apple pie, too?

Elmer Kane:
Yes, bring it in, I'll flirt with it.