Maudey:
Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat.

Julie Andrews:
OH, BUGGER OFF.

Maudey:
Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?

Dirk Simpson:
I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway?

Dirk Simpson:
More?

Victor Fox:
I have sex with other men, but I sleep with you.