Unconditional Love 
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Maudey: Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat.
Julie Andrews: OH, BUGGER OFF.
Maudey: Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?
Dirk Simpson: I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway?
Dirk Simpson: More?
Victor Fox: I have sex with other men, but I sleep with you.
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