Undercover Blues 
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Jane Blue: You brought our baby into a knife fight?
Jeff Blue: It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us...
Jeff Blue: You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.
Muerte: The bottom line... the bottom line is you're gonna die tonight... ugly.
Jeff Blue: Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright?
Sawyer: Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?
Jeff Blue: It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
Jane Blue: Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.
Sawyer: Oh, cute baby! Boy or girl?
Jeff Blue: Gosh, I hope so!
Muerte: My name... is MUERTE!
Jeff: Nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff.
Muerte: My name is Muerte, my name is death!
Muerte: My name is MORTY!
Jeff Blue: You know what's funny? That gray van over there.
Jane Blue: Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?
Sawyer: You think you're smarter than we are.
Jeff Blue: Oh, not much.
Jeff Blue: See mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking *this* one.
Sikes: Don't make any sudden movements.
Jeff Blue: Why not? Is there a bee on me?