Bam Margera:
Mmmm, tanks... aw tank-look at these tanks... *Damn*, look at these tanks...

Tony Hawk:
What's up? Aren't you stoked by getting Best New Pro?

The Skater:
Well... it's not a done deal yet. It's pretty close between me and Eric.

Eric Sparrow:
Sup, guys?

Eric Sparrow:
Listen, I've been thinkin', we can't keep this up. Remember how I used to torch action figures with ya? I - I acted like a dork, I'm sorry, I got carried away.

Bam Margera:
It's so good, we can't go skating right now, look at these *tanks*! Damn!...

Eric Sparrow:
Wassuuuuup?

Eric Sparrow:
Me and Vladimir here are feeling *good* tonight!

Eric Sparrow:
Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow?

Eric Sparrow:
Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin...

The Skater:
...you can't be serious.

Eric Sparrow:
Oh man, Bam's gonna be so *jealous* when he finds out about this!

The Skater:
Dude, stop it!

Eric Sparrow:
*Whooooooooooooo!* Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge!

Eric Sparrow:
Do a Smith grind, man, *whoo!*