Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory

[first lines]

Eugene Mirman:
[looks up from book] Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called "An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory".

[last lines]

Eugene Mirman:
You tried to kiss me. I know you have $40. Thank you all so very, very, very much. You are the best! Thank you!. We did it, team. We did it. Good night, America. Good night, San Francisco. Good night, foreign countries with distribution from Comedy Central. I will now leave energetically to match your energy! [jumps up and down] Yeah! [runs off stage]