Up the Chastity Belt 
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Lurkalot: And so they made me a serf, a servant. And they named me Lurklalot. Because I do.
Lurkalot: Besides Sir Braggart will be gross mispleased when he finds out your daughter Lobelia is not Chaste. Well she is. But she falls down a lot. Even now she lies with the woodman.
Lurkalot: Well. That's one way of putting it.
Knotweed: Aren't they magnificent. You know Lurkalot I must confess I'm bent on joining them.
Lurkalot: I've got a feeling you'll have to be.
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