Urban Legends: Final Cut 
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Reese: Urban legend, my ass.
Amy Mayfield: Reese, I must have dropped the tape. Did you see it?
Reese: I looked, but I didn't see no tape, just yo' crazy white ass down in the sewer!
Dirk: Hi ho!
Stan: Did you call me a who'e?
Killer Flight Attendant: Young man, that woman's acting would be wretched in a porno film!
Lisa: Help! I just woke up in a tub of ice, and-!
Reese: I know a good story. It's about a campus serial killer who murders eight people...
Amy Mayfield: Yeah, I heard that one. It supposedly happened at Pendleton. It's just an urban legend.
Lisa: Come on. Drink up.
Travis: Don't you have a plane to catch?
Lisa: Wasted is the only way to fly.
Amy Mayfield: You filmed Sandra's death.
Amy Mayfield: It was out of focus. But you know what they say; those who can't do, teach.