Reese:
Urban legend, my ass.

Amy Mayfield:
Reese, I must have dropped the tape. Did you see it?

Reese:
I looked, but I didn't see no tape, just yo' crazy white ass down in the sewer!

Dirk:
Hi ho!

Stan:
Did you call me a who'e?

Killer Flight Attendant:
Young man, that woman's acting would be wretched in a porno film!

Lisa:
Help! I just woke up in a tub of ice, and-!

Lisa:
Yes!

Reese:
I know a good story. It's about a campus serial killer who murders eight people...

Amy Mayfield:
Yeah, I heard that one. It supposedly happened at Pendleton. It's just an urban legend.

Lisa:
Come on. Drink up.

Travis:
Don't you have a plane to catch?

Lisa:
Wasted is the only way to fly.

Amy Mayfield:
You filmed Sandra's death.

Amy Mayfield:
It was out of focus. But you know what they say; those who can't do, teach.