Vampires Anonymous 
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Vic: Hello, my name is Vic...
Vic: ...and I'm a vampire.
Geno: I was not aware that I was wearing my Mister-Know-It-All hat today. Why are you asking so many questions?
Geno: A vampire's gotta do what a vampire's gotta do.
Vic: Oh, so that's what this is all about. It's because I'm a vampire, isn't it?
Maggie Miller: Well...
Maggie Miller: Are you afraid of what your friends are gonna think? Are you afraid they won't let you in the sorority? Afraid they'll whisper, Hey, there goes the vampire-fucker.?
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