Jonathon "Mox' Moxon:
The male erection. Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, Mr. Morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, Jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, Mr. Mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger... oh, and a pedro.
yeah, uh huh.
I'm a good boy. I've always been good. What's my upside to being good? (looks at at box of condoms) I'm 18 years old. It's not like I'm married to her. She invited me over. I'm just being polite, right Kyle? Kyle?
I only answer to one name. Ali-Actabaor-Shabaz-Da.
That's a bunch of names.
There is only one god. All praise and honor be to allah.
Yeah. Well, would allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.