Lyle Pike:
God damn! There's more holes in that thing than in my daddy's rubber!

Tector Pike:
I didn't know Dad wore a rubber!

Nick Parker:
Yeah. What's your excuse?

Slag:
Not bad for a blind man! But that butter knife ain't gonna stop no bullet!

Billy Devereaux:
I get the window seat! You don't need it, you're blind!

Nick Parker:
Got me there, you little prick!

MacCready:
I don't wanna hear about this blind man! What are you doing? Taking the stuff we're supposed to be selling?

Cobb:
No, I...

MacCready:
Oh, shut up, Ed! If you can't handle it, get me somebody who can! Get me Bruce Lee!

Cobb:
Bruce Lee is dead.

MacCready:
Then get his brother!

Frank Devereaux:
I'm not gonna make that shit for you! I'm not gonna, goddamn it!

MacCready:
Designer drugs, boy! Wave of the future! And as legal as whores and lawyers in this state!

Lyle Pike:
Jesus H. Christ!

Tector Pike:
Yep. That's one reason I always voted for gun control!

Nick Parker:
Where is Frank Devereaux?

Cobb:
F.O., Errol Flynn. You know what that means? Fuck off!

Cobb:
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Nick Parker:
I also do circumcision.

Nick Parker:
Unreasonable men make life so difficult.

MacCready:
Mr. Parker, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

Nick Parker:
Oh, nice guy, I hope. Everybody's trying to kill me lately.