Junior Asparagus:
Aaah! Who are you?

Bob:
I'm Bob. I'm a tomato and I'm here to help you.

Larry:
Yeah! Um, fear not, for behold I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all people, for unto you -

Bob:
Wrong story, Larry.

Larry:
Oh, sorry.

Larry:
Compared to God, the Slime Monster is like a teeny little cornflake!

Junior Asparagus:
Yeah, but the Slime Monster can squirt slime out of his ears!

Larry:
So, you guys are wise men. That's pretty cool, have you, like, have you always been wise, or did you have to go to school for that? Were you serious about that cheese-ball thing? Hey, I can see my house from here!

Scallion #1:
Daniel, because you violated Section 4219 2R9-4000 6 dot 1 dash 7, B, of the code of Babylon, forbidding prayer to anyone but King Darius- you are hereby sentenced to be consumed by the lions. Goodbye!

Larry:
Oh, it's not so scary down here! A little musty, not so scary!

Larry:
See you guys later! Thanks for the pizza!

Larry:
Ooh, I remember one time I thought there were monsters in MY closet.

Bob:
Really? What happened, Larry?

Larry:
Well, it turned out they weren't really monsters at all, just my fluffy bunny slippers. And, they're not so scary. Just, kind of, squishy.