Frances Ha

Sophie:
It's just this apartment is very... aware of itself.

Frances:
We are like a lesbian couple.

Frances:
I'm too tall to marry.

Frances:
Sometimes it's good to do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it.

Frances:
[at a French cinema] Hello. When did "Puss in Boots" start?

Frances:
It's that thing when you're with someone, and you love them and they know it, and they love you and you know it... but it's a party... and you're both talking to other people, and you're laughing and shining... and you look across the room and catch each other's eyes... but - but not because you're possessive, or it's precisely sexual... but because... that is your person in this life. And it's funny and sad, but only because this life will end, and it's this secret world that exists right there in public, unnoticed, that no one else knows about. It's sort of like how they say that other dimensions exist all around us, but we don't have the ability to perceive them. That's - That's what I want out of a relationship. Or just life, I guess.

Benji:
Are you still undateable?

Frances:
Oh yes, very undateable.

Frances:
Do I look old to you?

Benji:
No. Yes.

Frances:
How old?

Benji:
Older than I am.

Frances:
Older than 27?

Benji:
No. 27 is old, though.

Benji:
Let's do something fun. We could go to a movie.

Frances:
Movies are so expensive now.

Benji:
Yeah, but you're at the movies.

Lev Shapiro:
[wrapped in a towel, walking between Frances and Sophie] I'm just trying to get your attention.

Benji:
I think it's a great day. I ate an egg bagel that Lev's slut made me. I internet-acquired three pairs of very rare Ray Bans. I'm doing awesome.

Benji:
Yup. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died.

Caroline:
Weren't you like, eight?

Benji:
Yeah. It was the end of Euro disco.

Frances:
I'm so embarrassed. I'm not a real person yet.

Frances:
Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!

Benji:
It's after three, I can drink.

Frances:
I'm not messy, I'm busy.

Rachel:
F***, I sound like a gay grandma.

Frances:
I'm poor.

Benji:
That's actually offensive to poor people.

Sophie:
The only people who can afford to be artists in New York are rich.

Sophie:
[about Patch] He's a nice guy... for today.

Andy:
So what do you do?

Frances:
Eh... It's kinda hard to explain.

Andy:
Because what you do is complicated?

Frances:
Eh... Because I don't really do it.

Frances:
I have trouble leaving places.

Frances:
I like things that look like mistakes.