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Labisse: If you ever come back, I will have you thrown out.
Toddy: Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of a place like this is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
Victoria: Men have Adam's apples.
Toddy: So do some women.
Victoria: Name one.
Toddy: Nana Lanu.
Victoria: Nana Lanu, who's she?
Toddy: The last woman I slept with.
Victoria: When was that?
Toddy: The night before the morning I decided to become a homosexual.
Victoria: How long have you been a homosexual?
Toddy: How long have you been a soprano?
Victoria: Since I was 12.
Toddy: I was a late bloomer.
Norma: I think that the right woman could reform you.
Toddy: You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too.
King Marchand: I don't care if you are a man.
Victoria: I - -I'm not a man.
King Marchand: I still don't care.
Toddy: Ugh. There's nothing more inconvenient than an old queen with a head cold.
Toddy: I know what you're thinking... and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Toddy: Remember, you're a drag queen!
Toddy: The last time I saw a specimen like this they had to shoot the horse.
Victoria: Let me ask you a question.
Toddy: You want to know if I'm a homosexual.
Victoria: No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac.
Norma: Me? Give up men? Forget it!
Toddy: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Toddy: Are you impugning this lady's integrity?
Waiter: She's impugning my salad.
Norma: Oh, I just love French men.
Toddy: Haha, me too!
King Marchand: Stick around, I might want to play some golf.
'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, it's snowing outside!
King Marchand: We'll use red balls.
Toddy: You're all wonderful! And I never want to see any of you again!
Norma: You two-timing son of a bitch! He's a woman!