Brian O'Blivion:
The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena - the Videodrome.

Barry Convex:
You'll forgive me if I don't stay around to watch. I just can't cope with the freaky stuff.

Max Renn:
I'm looking for something that'll... break through. You know?

Brian O'Blivion:
The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye.

Max Renn:
I want you to stay away from them. Those mondo-weirdo video guys. You know, in some countries, like Argentina, making subversive video is considered a criminal act. They execute people for it. In Pittsburgh... WHO KNOWS?

Max Renn:
Death to Videodrome! Long live The New flesh!

Nicki Brand:
I live in a highly excited state of overstimulation.

Brian O'Blivion:
Television is reality, and reality is less than television.

Brian O'Blivion:
I believe that the growth in my head-this head-this one right here. I think that it is not really a tumor... not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh... but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain.

Barry Convex:
I think that you'll find a little SandM will be necessary to trigger off a good healthy dose of hallucinations.

Max Renn:
Have you ever heard of Videodrome?

Masha:
Video what?

Max Renn:
Videodrome. Like video circus, video arena.

Masha:
No.

Max Renn:
It's just torture and murder. No plot, no characters, very realistic. I think it's the next thing.

Masha:
Then God help us all.

Max Renn:
Better on T.V. than on the streets.

Brian O'Blivion:
After a while, I started hallucinating, and developed a tumor. I believe the visions caused the tumor, and not the other way around.

Nicki Brand:
Got any porno?

Max Renn:
You serious?

Nicki Brand:
Yeah. It gets me in the mood.

Nicki Brand:
What's this? "Videodrome"?

Max Renn:
Torture. Murder.

Nicki Brand:
Sounds great.

Max Renn:
Ain't exactly sex.

Nicki Brand:
Says who?

Max Renn:
Have you been hallucinating lately?

Max Renn:
Yes, you should be.

Brian O'Blivion:
After all, there is nothing real outside our perception of reality, is there?

Max Renn:
I am the Video Word made Flesh.