Future Wars

Kirk Williams:
My God, it seems as though I'm trapped in some kind of Future Wars! [Kirk realises he's not in his lab any more]

Commando Poe:
Trust me, my rocketlauncher *never* fails... [followed by MALFUNCTION ALERT on rocket's display]

Private"Pizza Chef" Oetker:
Oh, no! My lasergun has malfunctioned, this can't be happening!! [followed by an Alien breaking his neck]

'Wild Bill' Raddison:
I wouldn't run *that* way if I were you. [followed by Kirk running into a nest of Aliens]

Harry " Hawkeye" Hamill:
*They* can't see me from over there, but I can see *them*. [followed by Hawkeye getting shot through the eye by the Aliens]

'One Arm' Joe:
Damnit! Not my other arm too! [Joe realises that his other arm is blown off by laserfire]

Kirk Williams:
If I ruled the Earth, *everything* would be quite different.

Henry Kain aka James Timberman:
Bah! When the Aliens arrives on Earth, *they* will contact me... *me*!

Kirk Williams:
Damn him! He can't mess around with me like that! Who the *hell* does he think *he* is? I demand some *respect*. [after getting zapped and humiliated by Timberman]

Kirk Williams:
You maniac!

Henry Kain aka James Timberman:
I am not a maniac, Professor Williams... merely a *megalomaniac*!

Kirk Williams:
[shouts] Damnit! The Time Portal will not open, something is wrong but what... *What*?

Private"Pizza Chef" Oetker:
Snake, do you read me? Snake? [Priv. Oetker uses his intercom]

Samuel "Snake" Samson:
Get the hell out of there! Ahhhhrghhhhh! [static]

Kirk Williams:
Ha ha it *works*! Kain, here I come! [Kirk gets the Alien ship to work, followed by malfunction, and the aliens getting closer]

Kirk Williams:
Oooops!