GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok

Oderus Urungus:
[after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen] Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell!

Slymenstra Hymen:
[feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry] Oh my God, not that!

Oderus Urungus:
Looks like you got Spermed on!

Slymenstra Hymen:
No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested?

Oderus Urungus:
Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby!

Slymenstra Hymen:
YOU have RUINED me!

Techno Destructo:
Gray Aliens, Sperm Smugglers!

Oderus Urungus:
I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse.

Slymenstra Hymen:
[Starts hitting him with the purse] This purse aint sh*t, where'd ya get it, K-Mart?

Oderus Urungus:
I bought it at... Wal-Mart!

Slymenstra Hymen:
You cheap sh*t! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman.

Oderus Urungus:
Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman.

Oderus Urungus:
[the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus] Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman.

Oderus Urungus:
[Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant] Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant.

Slymenstra Hymen:
Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS!

Oderus Urungus:
Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so...

Slymenstra Hymen:
Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier?

Oderus Urungus:
Oh yeah, the one that... blew me.

Slymenstra Hymen:
[Loud tone]... and the one that knocked me up!

Techno Destructo:
They were just having a Party, to Celebrate the End of the World!