Get the Gringo

[first lines]

Clown:
I need a doctor!

Driver:
I'll get you a vet, you son of a b*tch! You should'a shot him first!

Bill:
[over radio] We've got two clowns heading south on Wall 51, four miles from the border.

Driver:
And stop bleeding on my money!

Bill:
[over radio] All units be advised, suspects are armed and dangerous.

Driver:
[Clown vomiting blood] What the f***?

Driver:
[narration] Well, hello boys and girls. there's nothing worse than a sad clown. Unless it's a clown bleeding internally and coughing it all over your money.

Vazquez:
Look, you're corrupt, we're corrupt. There's one difference. We're honest about it.

Driver:
Is this a prison, or the world's shittiest mall?

Driver:
[about Embassy Guy] "The ugly American". I thought it was me until he showed up.

Driver:
You don't wanna to kill Javi. You need to kill Javi. Before he kills you.

Driver:
I need to spring someone out of prison here.

Embassy Guy:
Oh yeah? What's his name, 1.7 mil?

Driver:
[to surgeon at gunpoint] Put it back.

[last lines]

Driver:
[narration] Well, boys and girls. To the untrained eye it looks as if crime pays, doesn't it? But bear in mind, for guys with my particular set of karmic could-be's, there was bound to be a bump or two down the road. Ah, what the hell. I'm going to enjoy what's left of the summer...