Maurine Collier:
I wasn't screaming. I was using my loud voice.

Karen Collier:
You know, I'm not gonna be mad at you, because I know you have personal problems.

Jeremy Collier:
What are they? What are these personal problems that I have?

Karen Collier:
I don't know the medical term, but I suppose you could describe it as being a terminal jerk.

Bob Collier:
Did I ever tell you I was friends with a famous cowboy?

Bob Collier:
What was that?

Jeremy Collier:
I said the blessing.

Bob Collier:
I didn't hear anything.

Jeremy Collier:
I wasn't talking to you.

Jeremy Collier:
Stay away from my door.

Karen Collier:
It is only your door on the inside. It's anyone's door out here, and I'll stand by it as long as I want to, and you just try and stop me.

Maurine Collier:
Well, unless we're going to have a nuclear attack of some kind, it's hard to imagine what else could go wrong.

Melissa:
They were scary, your letters.

Jeremy Collier:
They were scary cus I was scared.