Geronimo:
You're going to have to come down sometime.

Tim:
I'll have to pee sometime and I know where I'll be aimin'.

Little Con:
His willie, cut off his willie.

Little Con:
I smashed me eggs.

Tim:
They're off.

Fergus:
Little Con, bark.

Little Con:
What?

Little Con:
Please sir, how many swear words do you know?

Little Con:
You're grown up, me daddy knows hundreds.

Big Con:
Why should the poor stand in the toilets?

Riley:
And all the stuff, when we get it, where will we put it?

Fergus:
In our HQ.

Little Con:
What's an HQ?

Riley:
Long live the King.

Boffin:
It's the Queen now, it is, you moron.

Riley:
Then God save the Queen.

Little Con:
Make him eat horse crap.

Little Con:
Maybe he hasnt told them yet.

Tim:
What happened?

Fergus:
That's right, don't show your ugly mugs, the shock would sink our boat.

Fergus:
For Ballydowse and Ireland... Charge.

Riley:
Im not paying good money to stand in the toilets.

Gorilla:
Dont hurt me, I'll tell me dad.

Fergus:
Tell them all what they get if they mess with the boys from Ballydowse.

Fergus:
I messed up my clothes a bit last night, and my mammy, said she'd send me to school bare-assed.

Fergus:
Yes sir, but its just given me a funny idea.

Fergus:
Have you finished scrubbin' the paint off the old chaple board?

Geronimo:
And what would you know about scrubbin'? You dirty bunch of knackers.

Gorilla:
Here come over to Carrickdowse and we'll lend you a bath.

Fergus:
A bath, will it have your rubber ducky in it Gorilla?

Tim:
Does your mommy still powder your bum? You big girl's blouse.

Little Con:
Hey lads, I think I feel a bit whoosy.

Big Con:
My brother, he's as drunk as a scunk.