Kassandra:
Check this! Some guy from the seventeenth century telling ME how to drive. They learn fast, don't they?

Warlock:
Of all the curiosities here I've seen, none could've surprised me more than this.

Giles Redferne:
Let's tarry not!

Little Boy:
You can't be a witch. Witches are girls!

Warlock:
SOME are men.

Warlock:
You are a channeler of spirits?

Channeler:
Yes...

Warlock:
Then channel me a spirit.

Kassandra:
Why didn't he just kill me? Nothing could be worse than this!

Giles Redferne:
His very thought.

Pastor:
May I ask what your interest is in finding such a book?

Giles Redferne:
Our interest lies in stopping those who would see all good faultier. It lies in stopping the powers of misrule from coming of age. It lies in finding that damned book, and thwarting a vile beast of a man who shall not rest until God himself is thrown down, and all of creation becomes Satan's black hell besmeared farting hole!

Giles Redferne:
So, you fear me.

Warlock:
'Tis I who others fear.

Giles Redferne:
Not you, the magic.