Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned

David 'Dave' Grossman:
I'm being shafted. By the law! Do you have any idea what that feels like?

Johnny Klebitz:
Mercifully not.

Billy Grey:
So Johnny, where's my bike?

Johnny Klebitz:
You know where it is.

Billy Grey:
Let me rephrase the question: where the f*** is my bike and why haven't you f***ing gotten it back, friend-brother?

Ashley Butler:
Just say the word, sugar, and we'll ride off into the sunset.

Johnny Klebitz:
Yeah, you, me, and that little habit of yours.

Ashley Butler:
You're my habit, Johnny.

Billy Grey:
[Repeated line] Brian, shut up.

Johnny Klebitz:
Anyone looking for a fat slav with a bladder problem?

Congressman Thomas Stubbs III:
[Revealing he's completely naked] Thomas Stubbs. How are you?

Johnny Klebitz:
Well... now that you mention it, I'm feeling a bit queasy.

Billy Grey:
Get my bike!

Johnny Klebitz:
What am I? YOUR F***ING DOG?

Brian Jeremy:
I told you we should have got the bike.

Johnny Klebitz:
You told me? You told me? You don't tell me sh*t, you little f***.

The Lost Biker:
[During arm wrestling] Tell you what, when it's lip wrestling, you win haands down.

Johnny Klebitz:
[Crashes into a vehicle while on his bike] Not again!

Johnny Klebitz:
[When a prostitute leaves] Man, I am going straight to hell.

Johnny Klebitz:
[When a prostitute leaves] That... doesn't usually happen.

Johnny Klebitz:
[During a shootout] F***! You! F*** you! F*** you! F*** you! F*** you! F*** you!

Johnny Klebitz:
[During a shootout] I don't care if I die!