We're No Angels 
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Andre Trochard: Your opinion of me has no cash value.
Albert: I think he looks like a glass of milk.
Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.
Joseph: We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
Albert: Even the girl herself called us angels.
Joseph: We're no angels.
Albert: What if she knows his handwriting?
Joseph: If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures?
Albert: No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.
Jules: That is a very handsome women.
Joseph: I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.