Half-Life 2: Episode Two

Vortigaunt:
Ah, no pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!

Griggs:
Sheckley!

Sheckley:
What?

Griggs:
Sheckley!

Sheckley:
WHAT?

Griggs:
Forget it!

Alyx Vance:
Dad - prepare for unforseen consequences.

G-Man:
Doctor Freeemaaan. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a 'heart-to-heart', but I had to wait until your... 'friends' were otherwise occupied. Hm.

G-Man:
There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Vance... When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor. When I plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when... quelling them... was out of the question.

G-Man:
Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial... appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to White Forest, Doctor Freeman. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions. Mmm.

G-Man:
[to Alyx] Well... now... listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father relay these words: Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

Resistance Fighter:
[to Alyx Vance, about Gordon Freeman] So, uh... is that your boyfriend?

Dr. Eli Vance:
[to Gordon] I knew that if you two stayed together you could get through anything.

Alyx Vance:
Yeah, we make a pretty good team.

Dr. Eli Vance:
Yeah, well, that's good, now that the suppression field is down... we all have to do our part.

Alyx Vance:
[embarrassed] Dad!

Dr. Eli Vance:
Can you blame an old man for wanting grandkids?

Griggs:
I think we misunderestimated!

[after Gordon falls into a mine shaft and climbs back out]

Vortigaunt:
What did the Freeman expect to find down there? Surely, the Freeman leaves no path unexplored.

[Freeman, Griggs and Sheckley have just fought off one of many Antlion attacks]

Griggs:
I got... ten!

Sheckley:
Yeah? We ALL got ten, there's hundreds of 'em!

[Gordon and Alyx have just entered a Resistance base, a Hunter-Chopper hot on their tail]

Resistance Fighter:
Seeing as you brought that chopper in on your tail, you wanna, maybe, help us take it down?

Alyx Vance:
Oh, with pleasure!

[last lines]

Alyx Vance:
No... don't leave me.

Resistance Fighter:
I give the Combine a lot o' credit, though. They're tough competitors, a real class act!

Resistance Fighter:
Shut up!

[Gordon breaks open an Antlion grub web, human remains spill out]

Vortigaunt:
Grim pi?ata.

[Gordon uses the gravity gun to throw one of the Combine helicopter's mines back at it]

Resistance Fighter:
Return to sender!

[Gordon uses the gravity gun to throw one of the Combine helicopter's mines back at it]

Resistance Fighter:
How do you like a taste of your own medicine?

[Resistance member is working on an old car with a welder]

Resistance Fighter:
Hey, don't worry about us. See this car? We're fixin' it up and gettin' the hell outta here. Drivin' to Hawaii! Beaches, babes and waves. Tell you what, you ever get sick of this rubble crap, you know who to talk to.

[From the trailer]

Vortigaunt:
This is more than anyone can bear, but we will persevere!