Happy Father's Day

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Year:: 2009
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Paul Brewster:
So, I hear you got a big date tonight. Who's the mystery boy?

Pearl Brewster:
Um, his name is Joey and he's not a boy, Dad. And I'm not a little girl anymore.

Paul Brewster:
They do stretch a lot. They're made out of latex and if you're allergic to latex you'll know because there will be a lot of burning.

Pearl Brewster:
Oh...

Paul Brewster:
Like fire.

Paul Brewster:
Men's penises are actually very, very dirty and you never, never want to touch one.

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