Happy Go Lovely

[last lines]

Janet Jones:
What does B.G. stand for?

B.G. Bruno:
Paul.

John Frost:
Now, Mr. Jonskill, if you take back your scenery I can't open. If I can't open, no one will be paid. Now your only chance, all of you, is let me open.

Jonskill:
It's not the money, Mr. Frost, it's the principle!

Creditor:
Aye, the principle!

John Frost:
[puzzled] You... you don't want the money?

Phyllis Gardiner:
...and none of your outbursts of charm. I am through!

John Frost:
But Phyllis, please!

Phyllis Gardiner:
No money, no opening date, no system, not even... Chaos, chaos, chaos!

John Frost:
Now, honey, calm yourself.

Phyllis Gardiner:
You can find another star!

John Frost:
Now, Phyllis, you are going too far.

Phyllis Gardiner:
On the contrary, I haven't gone *far* enough!

B.G. Bruno:
Where did you meet him?

Janet Jones:
What? Oh, we... met at a party, last winter.

B.G. Bruno:
I understand he was in Egypt last winter.

Janet Jones:
Well... Well, Cairo is in Egypt, isn't it?

B.G. Bruno:
Oh yes. Been there a long time.

Janet Jones:
Well, that's where we met. On the pyramids.

B.G. Bruno:
On the pyramids?

Janet Jones:
I mean... near the pyramids, just a little to the left.

B.G. Bruno:
[puzzled] Little... er, left?

B.G. Bruno:
And when I heard that this young woman had actually visited you here, during office hours, in the Easter room, well, quite frankly, Harold, I-I was flabbergasted. I don't want this to happen again.

Harold:
No, eh, Yes, Mr. Bruno.

B.G. Bruno:
We have a staff outing once a year for that sort of thing.

John Frost:
Oh, Gentlemen, wait a minute, please! We-we open tomorrow! You said you'd give me time.

Jonskill:
Your times up! And you've broken your word, as usual.

John Frost:
Oh, but, you don't understand, I've got the richest man in Edinburgh behind me...

Creditor:
It's too late! We're finished with all your lies and excuses.

John Frost:
What do you mean lies?

Jonskill:
Its a question of a complete lack of ethics, Mr. Frost.

John Frost:
But you heard me phone Bruno, didn't you? I'm starring his girl! Isn't that ethics? Well, isn't it!

John Frost:
[Talking on the phone] I've told you a hundred times, I do not want to speak to the bank! What do I have to do, tell you in Scotch!

John Frost:
Well, don't stand there! Call Scotland Yard!

Charlie:
Scotland Yard's in London.

John Frost:
Well, what's it doing in London? I want that guy arrested!

Charlie:
On what charges?

John Frost:
All of them! Impersonation! Forgery! Mayhem!

Bruno's Secretary:
[Walks in the room] Mr Frost, I'm...

John Frost:
No! [Secretary quickly exits] Fraud! Slander! Liable! Arson! Well, go on, get out of here! [Charlie exits] Oh, stabbed in the back!