Al:
So, do you have any motto in life?

Justin Timberlake:
Um, I just think, if you're gonna do something, if you put out 150%, then you can always expect 100 back.

Al:
But then you wind up losing 50%. What a stupid motto.

Al:
Is there anything you'd like to do before we get started?

Céline Dion:
Umm, I want to play golf. I want to have a child. I want to, uh, drive my own car. I want to cook. I want to go to the groceries and buy my own tomatoes...

Al:
I'm afraid we don't have time for anything like that. What I meant was, "Can I get you a drink, or something?"

Céline Dion:
Yeah.

Al:
I'm sorry, WE'RE ALL OUT OF DRINKS.

Al:
Have you ever met Céline Dion?

Eminem:
I have felt like killing her before.

Al:
Well, obviously, we all have. Umm, ever felt like killing anybody else?

Eminem:
Y'know, most of my family members.

Al:
That's nice. Which reminds me, do you feel that you owe at least part of your success to the loving support that your family has given you over the years?

Eminem:
I don't owe nobody in my family nothin'.

Al:
You don't owe nobody in your family nothing? Wow, that's a triple negative. Does that mean you do owe somebody in your family something?

Eminem:
It's like, it's up to you to decide, you know?