Wyatt:
What are we going to do with her?

Garry:
Look, we'll just go with the situation ok? And I'm sure by Sunday you'll think of something. You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you ok?

Wyatt:
I'm just being practical.

Garry:
I know you are and I apperciate it.

Wyatt:
But what are we going to do about this mess?

Garry:
Wyatt you have plenty of time to clean up tommorrow ok?

Wyatt:
Ok but don't get any B.O. on Chet's suit, or he'd kill me.

Wyatt:
Where are we going anyway?

Garry:
I don't know she said we're going downtown and OH MY GOD! Whose stuff is this? Is this yours?

Wyatt:
Oh shit!

Garry:
What's going on here?

Wyatt:
I don't know.

Garry:
Wyatt, what's going on here?

Wyatt:
GARY I DON'T KNOW! But you look good though alright?

Garry:
Yeah?

Wyatt:
Yeah.

Max:
I feel like an asshole. This had better work.

Garry:
This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?

Max:

Max:
Go! Go! Go!

Garry:
Give em the knee shooters.

Chet:
You're stewed, buttwad!

Wyatt:
You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don't feel like a total dick.

Garry:
You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!

Garry:
We're in.

Wyatt:
We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal.

Garry:
We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.

Garry:
Mom, I never toss off to anything!

Garry:
But I was, I was!

Wyatt:
Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

Garry:
Ceremonial.

Lisa:
So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?

Lisa:
You okay?

Garry:
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

Garry:
Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.

Chet:
I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!"

Lisa:
If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscrambler. Hurts so good.

Chet:
How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

Chet:
You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.

Garry:
This isn't my car. This isn't my suit. Those weren't even my friends.

Deb:
Why are you telling me this?

Garry:
Because I want you to like me for what I am.

Deb:
Whatever you are, I like it.

Wyatt:
Gary was just takin' a shit!

Chet:
It's time to pay the fiddler...

Henry:
I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.

Carmen:
He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.

Ian:
This party's lame, Max!

Max:
What about the girls?

Ian:
Girls, shmirls!

Garry:
Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...!

Lisa:
What are you so nervous about? Everything's cool.

Garry:
EVERYTHING'S COOL! Yeah yeah. My dad's gonna castrate me. And my mother almost had like cardiac arrest. My parents are not gonna let me in the house again and if they do I'm gonna be grounded till I'm about 45. But other than that everything's great. Everything's cool. In fact things can't get any better.

Lisa:
Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape, I'll kick your arse.

Lisa:
You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.

Wyatt:
We forgot to hook up the doll.

Lisa:
You forgot to hook up the doll.

Chet:
Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.

Lisa:
Oh, so do I.

Chet:
But first I'd like to... butter your muffin.

Lisa:
Why do you have to be such a wanker?

Chet:
Because I get off on it!

Lisa:
I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want.

Mutant Biker:
Can we keep this... between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job...

Wyatt:
Garry, don't you feel like a chicken?

Garry:
Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would! Look we can deal with shame, death is a much deeper issue.

Lisa:
If you want be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.