Eric:
Wait, Kelly, I forgot to take my clothes off! I can see this turn of events is going to play hell on my wardrobe budget...

Eric:
I don't want to be like this!

Skorzeney:
Then kill yourself. That's the way a werewolf dies. By his own hand, or by a silver bullet, or by another we-- Did you come to kill me?

Skorzeney:
But not tonight, you don't. Because tonight, we hunt.

Kelly:
Maybe you should call your lawyer.

Eric:
And tell him what, I'm going werewolf hunting? They'd lock me in a rubber room with a box of Crayolas.

Rogan:
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who believe in flying saucers, and those who don't. I've never been one much for believing in anything I couldn't wrap my hands around and shake... but then, up 'til two weeks ago, I didn't know Eric Cord.

Ted:
I'm no longer in control. I could hurt *anyone* now. You. Kelly. Anyone. And I'm afraid I won't care.

Ted:
When I knew what was happening, I used to try to keep myself locked up...but then I stopped.

Eric:
Changing?

Ted:
Locking myself up. I didn't *want* to anymore. Even before I'd change, I knew I was going to...and I wanted it.

Alamo Joe Rogan:
The only thing worse than a nightmare is a nightmare that you can't wake up from.

Rogan:
When the world isn't the same as our minds believe, then we are in a nightmare. And nothing is worse than a nightmare...except for one you can't wake up from.