Shimon:
Women are like rubber bands. You pull them too hard, you get smacked in the face.

David:
Even in America they want America.

Shimon:
Davy? Why don't your rabbits have kids?

David:
They're both males.

Shimon:
Oh. I hope they don't screw in the ass.

David:
You have the soul of a poet, Shimon.