Afula Express 
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Shimon: Women are like rubber bands. You pull them too hard, you get smacked in the face.
David: Even in America they want America.
Shimon: Davy? Why don't your rabbits have kids?
David: They're both males.
Shimon: Oh. I hope they don't screw in the ass.
David: You have the soul of a poet, Shimon.