Jody:
You stole the dead woman's shoe?

Jody:
Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to use the potty?

Jody:
The wonderful thing about alimony: you lose a husband, you get a car.

Claire Spencer:
You had an affair with a girl who threatened to kill herself, and now there is a presence in our house.

Claire Spencer:
There's a ghost in my house.

Claire Spencer:
She looked like me, only she had green eyes.

Norman:
I'm going to have the police check on you while I'm gone.

Claire Spencer:
Oh great! "Can you check on my wife, she's hearing VOICES!" Yeah, wait until that gets around.

Norman:
The first time I met you, all I wanted was to spend the rest of my life with you.

Norman:
Not gonna happen now.

Claire Spencer:
Listen, it is not about you! Something is happening to me, and I'm not crazy, and it is not to get back at you, or some insane, warp for attention. something is happening in our house whether you like it or not!!

Norman:
We can put this behind us, it is not too late.

Claire Spencer:
We wish to commune with the Spirit.

Jody:
Heh Heh

Claire Spencer:
What?

Jody:
Heh, I wish to COMMUNE!

Claire Spencer:
Forget it, this whole thing is insane.

Jody:
I'm sorry

Claire Spencer:
We wish to communiCATE! with the spirit of Mary Feuer.

Norman:
Claire, what are doing here?

Claire Spencer:
I heard noises.

Norman:
Where?

Claire Spencer:
At the house, I was scared.

Elena:
Wait until you see this place, it's beautiful.

Claire Spencer:
It is.

Norman:
It's haunted.

Elena:
No!

Norman:
Claire's hearing things.

Elena:
What are you hearing?

Claire Spencer:
I don't know, eh voices, whispering, and a picture fell.

Elena:
You know completely believe in that stuff.

Claire Spencer:
You do?

Elena:
I do!

Dr. Stan Powell:
So, who do you think it is?

Norman:
I know exactly who it is.

Elena:
Who?

Norman:
It's my old man. He's pissed that we are digging around in his house.

Claire Spencer:
You are so brilliant.

Norman:
YUP!

Claire Spencer:
What is he doing to her?

Norman:
I guess they are making up.

Claire Spencer:
Wait! Leave it open.

Norman:
Do you think we can take them?

Claire Spencer:
It's worth a try.

Jody:
What's he doing?

Claire Spencer:
Eating dinner alone. TV dinner!

Jody:
Oh, that's bad. Look I gotta run, call me back later, if he starts on some serial killer desert, like lady fingers!

Claire Spencer:
You got it.

Warren Feur:
I didn't kill my wife.

Norman:
This is a passive/aggressive masterpiece.