Hick

Glenda:
Dear god, don't let that old man die - yet.

Glenda:
[on Eddie] He's broken and he's no good to nobody.

Eddie Kreezer:
Next time you stay in the f***in' truck.

Luli McMullen:
You kill your own chickens?

Beau:
Afirmative.

Luli McMullen:
Don't you feel sorry for them?

Beau:
Negative.

Luli McMullen:
Do you name them before you kill them?

Beau:
Uh nope, I name them after I kill them.

Luli McMullen:
Yeah, "lunch" and "dinner".

Beau:
[hearty laughing] Yeah. Yeah.

Luli McMullen:
[tied in bed] Help me! What the f***?

Luli McMullen:
Where are we?

Eddie Kreezer:
We're in the Old f***in' West, darling!

Eddie Kreezer:
Glenda, I am so sorry. I promise I will never, ever, skimp on the 7-Up again. Scout's honor.

Lux:
Do you always carry a gun like that?

Luli McMullen:
It's not a gun. It's a 45, Smith & Wesson.

Luli McMullen:
Glenda, do you go to church?

Glenda:
[sniffing coke] Church is for brunettes.

Glenda:
Come on give me your hand, I can't leave my eyes closed for too long while I'm drivin'.

Glenda:
Dear God, don't let that old guy die - yet. Best wishes, Glenda.

Glenda:
Do you like whiskey?

Luli McMullen:
Uh, no.

Glenda:
What, are you some kinda communist?

Eddie Kreezer:
Smart and pretty. That right there is a deadly combination.

Luli McMullen:
You, you think I'm pretty?

Eddie Kreezer:
Do I think you're what?

Luli McMullen:
Pret... you heard me.

Eddie Kreezer:
I guess.

Luli McMullen:
Well, do you or don't you?

Eddie Kreezer:
I think if it weren't for that horrible mouth of yours, then some people, not me of course, but I think some people might find you somewhat kind of attractive. In a fury little animal sort of way. [both start grinning and laughing]

[last lines]

Luli McMullen:
You could grab the past and drag it with you like a bag of rocks. You can grab that new diet with grape fruits, and a brand new exerciser, and maybe that new washer-dryer set. You can grab and grab and grab, 'til your fists turn green. You can grab everything you ever wanted. Shake it. Try to make it go boom. Yeah, you can never ever grab enough. Pop!

[first lines]

Male student:
Bar baby.

Female student:
Yeah, I heard she was born in a bar.

Luli McMullen:
You could shake your knuckles at the sky. You could get mad and say I don't got nothing. You could get stuck.

Eddie Kreezer:
You find me exciting, don't you? I excite you.

Eddie Kreezer:
[singing you are my sunshine] You told me once dear you really loved me. And no one else could come between. And now you left me, and love another. You've shattered all my dreams.