Mary Ellison:
I nearly froze to death in that damn plane. Why couldn't you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically heated suit? I thought you loved me.

Major John Smith:
Can't help what you think.

Vice Admiral Rolland:
Security? The word's become a bloody joke!

Major John Smith:
That was quick.

Lt. Morris Schaffer:
Fear lent him wings, as the saying goes.

Major John Smith:
Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive.

Lt. Morris Schaffer:
Major, right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.

Lt. Morris Schaffer:
You seem to have a lot of women stashed around this country, Major.

Colonel Wyatt Turner:
Some people have a sixth sense. He has a sixth, a seventh and an eighth.

Lt. Morris Schaffer:
"Second rate punk," eh?

Major John Smith:
Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.

Lt. Morris Schaffer:
Thanks; that makes it even worse.

Major John Smith:
They say he knew Hitler quite well.

Lt. Morris Schaffer:
Yeah, I THOUGHT he looked a little nuts.

Major John Smith:
Broadsword calling Danny Boy

Colonel Wyatt-Turner:
Now you're guessing, Smith

Major John Smith:
No guesswork, Colonel. Your pointing that gun at me is sufficient evidence... you ARE pointing it at me, aren't you?

Major John Smith:
you're late.

Mary Ellison:
One day I wont come at all.