Tuggle Carpenter:
Girls like me weren't built to be educated. We were made to have children. That's my ambition: to be a walking, talking baby factory. Legal, of course. And with union labor.

Ryder Smith:
Experience! That's what separates the girls from the Girl Scouts.

Police Captain:
Gentlemen, the city of Fort Lauderdale is once again under fire from the north. We've survived it before and I reckon we're gonna survive it again. To you newly installed officers on the force, I'd to give you a little rundown on what to expect. Expect anything. Anything and everything cause that's what you're gonna get. Now, Fort Lauderdale is not the only city to be invaded at this time. In Palm Springs and in Newport, from the beaches of the Mid Atlantic to the snows of Colorado, the students of America are gathering to celebrate the rites of spring. And, if you pardon a pun, you've got that right. They're our future voters, their citizens of our country, and they're our responsibility. But how the hell to handle them, that's a different manner.

Police Captain:
Now these kids didn't come down here to break the law. They'll break it for sure, but that's not their main objective. And remember that they are our guests. So, I want every man on the force to try his best, his level best, to try to avoid arresting anyone. I know that this going to take great will power but try. And, above all preserve your scene of humor. Cause you're gonna need it if you want to survive. And... God bless you all.

Police Captain:
Wait a minute! Haven't I seen you in here before?

Lola Fandango:
Just once, and it was purely by accident. The night my strap broke?

Lola Fandango:
Oh, I've seen the seamy side of life, my little one. It hasn't all been beer and roses by a long shot.

TV Thompson:
Nice kids, aren't they?

Ryder Smith:
Yeah, maybe a little too nice.

TV Thompson:
Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?

Ryder Smith:
You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.

TV Thompson:
Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.

Ryder Smith:
You know something. I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.

TV Thompson:
Well not so much for a guy like you, you can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.