Greenie:
I can't come in today... I have to watch my refrigerator.

Uncle Joe:
You have to watch it what?

Greenie:
There's no refrigerator.

The Rental Agent:
That's the way it is in L.A. The renter provides their own.

Greenie:
There's a stove... a dishwasher... a garbage disposal... there's even a trash compactor!... But there's no refrigerator?... Do you know how f*cked up that is?