Horns

Ig Perrish:
I'm gonna love you for the rest of my life.

Merrin Williams:
Just love me for the rest of mine.

Ig Perrish:
Tell me! Tell me everything that happened! I need to know!

Father Mould:
You... you killed that innocent girl, Merrin. There's nothing I can do.

E.R. Doctor:
You f***ing patients! All you care about is yourselves!

Ig Perrish:
How about you guys beat the sh*t out of each other and the winner gets an exclusive interview with me?

Ig Perrish:
She went to church every f***ing Sunday, she wore a cross around her neck, and did it make ANY difference? No. God turned a blind eye and let her die out here alone and afraid!

Ig Perrish:
See, vanity doesn't pay, and it's gonna be a long time before you can even try and look pretty again.

Ig Perrish:
Punishing Terry was the hardest thing I've ever done, but forcing him to face his demon was the only way I could help him.

Ig Perrish:
People say you should always do the right thing, but sometimes there is no right thing, and then... well then you just have to pick the sin you can live with.

Ig Perrish:
In the end, I embraced the horns. Like an angel who fell to earth, I became a devil one last time, but revenge is all consuming, and my time has come to return to you so we can be together again. I mean, if this isn't paradise, I don't know what is.

Ig Perrish:
I should ask the devil to punish whoever the f*** killed her.

Merrin Williams:
Are you horny?

Ig Perrish:
Yeah, I'm getting warmer.

Ig Perrish:
For whatever reason in this crazy f***ed up world, I was being punished. When they looked at me, they saw a devil - and maybe I did too - and now I had to look the part.

Little Girl:
I hate Mommy. I want to burn her in her bed with matches. I want to burn her up, all up gone!

Ig Perrish at 13:
[to Terry] Have you seen that girl before? What's she doing?

Derrick Perrish:
I think it's Morse Code, and she's telling you to stop checking her legs out in church or she's gonna give you a black eye.

Father Mould:
You've turned away from God and you cast yourself into the darkness.

Ig Perrish:
But I didn't do anything wrong!

Father Mould:
Every devil used to be an angel, and now you've fallen from grace forever. When Satan was banished from Heaven, he was cursed to crawl the earth like a snake. There's no hope for you.

Father Mould:
I could string you up, unless you'd like to do the decent thing and hang yourself. Whadda ya say?

Merrin Williams:
You deserve better.

Ig Perrish:
Finally, something we agree on.

Glenna Shepherd:
Why don't you let me suck your cock in the men's room. I would really like that, and I bet it'd make you feel better.

Terry Perrish:
What's that snake doing around your neck?

Ig Perrish:
I made a new friend.

Lee Tourneau:
I'll be damed.

Ig Perrish:
You and me both.

Ig Perrish:
[walking out of the water after being burned alive] Well, one thing I'll say in my favor, I am f***ing hard to kill.