Marcus Copeland:
You hit like a bitch! C'mon.

Latrell Spencer:
Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

Tiffany Wilson:
I am so... frick-in'... pissed!

Kevin Copeland:
I'm gonna have a BF!

Marcus Copeland:
Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit!

Kevin Copeland:
I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!

Marcus Copeland:
You, are in big, trouble!

Kevin Copeland:
Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.