Prime Minister:
You think that nuclear war is unthinkable, because once is starts, no one can win. Well, you're wrong!

Prime Minister:
Unemployment, in this country, is caused by pixies.

Specialist Catering Commander:
You fucking bunch of dickheads. You mean to say we lost eleven men fighting a group of waxworks?

Specialist Catering Commander:
Duncan! Post the heads to their widows. And get the addresses right this time.