Whoops Apocalypse 
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Prime Minister: You think that nuclear war is unthinkable, because once is starts, no one can win. Well, you're wrong!
Prime Minister: Unemployment, in this country, is caused by pixies.
Specialist Catering Commander: You fucking bunch of dickheads. You mean to say we lost eleven men fighting a group of waxworks?
Specialist Catering Commander: Duncan! Post the heads to their widows. And get the addresses right this time.