Why Me? 
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Gus Cardinale: Don't worry Bob, I would never do something to make someone do something to someone, because that someone didn't do something that someone wanted them to do.
Gus Cardinale: ...Me too.
Gus Cardinale: Bruno, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
Bruno: Don't worry, there's plenty of more where that came from...
Francis Mahoney: What's the matter? Did you get your face caught in a zipper?
Gus Cardinale: What could be fucking stupider than this?
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