Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself 
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Wilbur: You licked my ear. I'd have bought a dog if I wanted my ear licked.
Harbour: She'll have hers to go.
Harbour: What's it like, being dead?
Wilbur: It's dull as dishwater. It's silent and completely dark... it's like being in Wales.