Lula:
Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really somethin'!

Lula:
That Johnnie is one clever detective. You know how clever?

Sailor:
How clever?

Lula:
He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.

Sailor:
Rockin' good news.

Lula:
This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top.

Sailor:
Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?

Lula:
About fifty thousand times.

Sailor:
This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.

Sailor:
C'mere.

Bob Ray Lemon:
Marietta tells me you been tryin to fuck her in the toilet for the past ten minutes... How 'bout that, tryin to fuck your girl's mama... Tell me, what's that little cunt Lula think about that?

Sailor:
Uh-oh.

Lula:
One of these days the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like a giant electrical x-ray.

Sailor:
I wouldn't worry about that, Peanut. By then people'll prob'ly be drivin Buicks to the moon.

Marietta Fortune:
-stumbling into men's room with a martini- Oh Sailor boy, sailor boy-eee! How would you like to fuck Lula's momma? 'Cause Lula's momma would like to fuck you.

Sailor:
Uh, no ma'am, I sure don't.

OO Spool:
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from "The Wizard of Oz." But I warn you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

Lula:
Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You got me hotter than Georgia asphalt.

Sailor:
I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson.

Cousin Dell:
I'm making my lunch!

Bobby Peru:
Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

Sailor:
She pulled back those tight orange panties and said "Take a bite of Peach".

Bobby Peru:
Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!

Sailor:
Stab it and steer.

Bobby Peru:
It's full of dummies, dummy!

Bobby Peru:
I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head?

Lula:
Uh... yeah, I guess.

Bobby Peru:
I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Ya'll take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.