I'll Never Heil Again

Prank caller:
Have you got anything on?

Field Marshal Herring:
No, not at all.

Prank caller:
You'll catch cold.

Mr. Ixnay:
If we aren't on the level, may we be struck down on this spot. [the King of Moronica splits a log and half of it goes up in the air and hits all three of them on the head] What's the matter, can't you take a joke?

Hailstone the Dictator:
[after knocking out all the Axis Partners] [Field Marshall Herring holding a globe] I have vanquished them, I am the winner, the world belongs to me. Give it to me.

Field Marshal Herring:
No, it's mine!

Hailstone the Dictator:
Give me that world, Herring. Or I'll marinate you. Let me have it! [Herring smashes it to pieces on Hailstone's head] My world... You nitwit, you shattered my world! [Hailstone and Minister of Propaganda chase Herring around the table Hailstone throws a gavel at Herring and misses]

Field Marshal Herring:
Don't do that! [Hailstone throws the explosive 13 ball that Princess Gilda put on the pool table, Herring catches it, walks up to Hailstone] Listen, you! I've taken enough of you. This is the last straw! [Throws the ball on the floor, all three are obscured by a massive explosion]

Field Marshal Herring:
[Moe, playing pool, curls the cue ball back to where it stated] Oh! You used too much English.

Hailstone the Dictator:
Never speak that word in this house!

Hailstone the Dictator:
[after Curly rips off Moe's fake Hitler mustache] Give me my personality.