I'm Holding...

Ray:
You stalked.

Kyle:
I did not stalk. I just...

Ray:
...used an online social networking program to find a girl that you haven't even talked to yet?

Kyle:
I prefer to think of it as market research

Erika:
So, I was trying to be a good teacher this morning and help one of my preschoolers achieve clarity by understanding that the answer to the question they asked was potato.

Samantha:
What did they ask?

Erika:
What are french fries made of...

Samantha:
What did they say?

Erika:
White stuff!

Rachel:
Have you ever seen a hefty commercial? It's the way they say it. Hefty. It's all deep and slow. Wow... that could be taken sexually.

Ray:
Hey, Sam... actually I like two ply. One ply is just garbage. Oh, and do you have any baby powder...