Bruno Buckingham:
I have contempt for money.

Alex Lee:
What, yours or mine?

Bruno Buckingham:
Tony, this is not about sex. This is about power. I need to do this to disgust MYSELF, to become selfless in the name of... love.

Alex Lee:
Love?

Bruno Buckingham:
There, I said it.

Alex Lee:
You're gonna fuck your chauffeur to prove you love me?

Bruno Buckingham:
You see? The woman is smart.

Bruno Buckingham:
Let him fly, let her fly, let 'em all fly!

Lyle:
This is LA, gender is irrelevant.

Bruno Buckingham:
You know what you get for rape? Ten years in a cell! With a gorilla! With a PSYCHO gorilla!

Alex Lee:
All right, let me get this straight now. I have to fuck you, Mr. Little Dick, in order to prove to Bruno, Mr. Big Dick, that I'm not a cop. It that it?

Tony:
Something like that.

Alex Lee:
Did you make that up all by yourself? Give me a break.

Tony:
Lady, this is your break.