Wild Things

Kelly Van Ryan:
Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?

Detective Ray Duquette:
People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that!

Detective Ray Duquette:
What is a sex crime?

Jimmy:
Not gettin' any.

Kelly Van Ryan:
Jesus! Where did she get the shoes? "Whores for less"?

Sam:
Good to see you girls getting along...

Suzie:
Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.

Sam:
p-oison...

Kelly Van Ryan:
I miss Dad.

Sandra Van Ryan:
I miss him too... sometimes...

Kelly Van Ryan:
No you don't!

Sandra Van Ryan:
He didn't HAVE to kill himself, Kelly.

Sam:
Kelly Van Ryan is accusing me of rape.

Kenneth Bowden:
Kelly Van Ryan? As in Sandra Van Ryan?

Sam:
As in, I'm f***ed.

Prisoner:
So you're the new chicken licker.

Suzie:
No little b*tch could ever make me cum.

Kelly Van Ryan:
My mother would kill me if she knew I took the Rover!

Kenneth Bowden:
You were supposed to spy on them. Not to film some porn flick!

Sam:
I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape.

Kenneth Bowden:
Male or female?

Sam:
The student is Kelly Van Ryan.

Kenneth Bowden:
As in Sandra Van Ryan?

Sam:
As in I'm f***ed.

Sam:
[Bwoden is wearing a neck brace] What do you do to your neck?

Kenneth Bowden:
Oh, this? I don't have to wear it all the time. [looks out the window and takes it off] There was an insurance guy around here earlier.

Kelly Van Ryan:
I can't believe you called Sam. What's the matter with you?

Suzie:
I'm scared, that's what. I'm scared. There's no one to trust.

Kelly Van Ryan:
You can trust me.

Suzie:
You - you are gonna f*** me over, aren't you?

Kelly Van Ryan:
Oh, for chrissake.

Suzie:
You are!

Kelly Van Ryan:
Are you retarded, or just brain-dead from whiffing fumes out there in the swamp?

Suzie:
That's that I am to you, isn't it? Swamp trash, just like my mom.

[Kelly tries to touch Suzie's shoulder, but Suzie bats her away]

Suzie:
Don't!

[Suzie slaps Kelly across the face. Kelly slaps Suzie back]

Kelly Van Ryan:
[Kelly shoves Suzie's head in the pool] You stupid c*nt!

Gloria Perez:
What about asking her to take a polygraph?

Detective Ray Duquette:
What about asking the Pope to take a piss test? This is Blue Bay, Gloria. You ask a Van Ryan to take a lie detector test and Tom Baxter'll cut you off at the knees.

Suzie:
Kelly's pissed at Mr. Lombardo too. She's in love with him. I mean he's been her whole fantasy since her old man died, and then she found out that Mr. Lombardo was doing her mom and that was it.

[the rest of the courtoom gasps]

Sandra Van Ryan:
What? Kelly!

Kelly Van Ryan:
[getting out of her seat and throwing a glass at Suzie in the witness stand] You skanky b*tch!

[the glass only just misses Suzie and shatters against the wall]

Kenneth Bowden:
[Passing Sandra Van Ryan's limo and honking the horn] Hey, look who we've got here. Hey, Sandra!

Sandra Van Ryan:
I want you to nail that shyster's balls to the wall!

Tom Baxter:
Well, that might have been possible if miss not-so-bright here hadn't started throwing things in court.

Kelly Van Ryan:
F*** off!

Sandra Van Ryan:
I can't believe you're going to let them, get away with this... sh*t!

Tom Baxter:
I don't think you understand, Sandy. Your little princess here committed perjury. It will be all I can do to keep her f***ing little ass out of jail.

Sandra Van Ryan:
Well... what are we going to do?

Sam:
Hello, Kelly.

Kelly Van Ryan:
Drop dead. You know how my mom's paying you off? She's breaking my trust. I can't touch it until she's dead, and now she's breaking it to pay you.

Sam:
I'm sorry, Kelly.

Kelly Van Ryan:
Why don't you start f***ing her again! You can spend it together! I hate you!

[Kelly swings her binder at Sam, hitting his trophy, it falls to the floor and breaks]

Kelly Van Ryan:
I f***ing hate you, you son of a b*tch! I f***ing hate you!

Kelly Van Ryan:
Whooo, it worked! we screwed the b*tch!

[Kelly kisses Sam]

Kelly Van Ryan:
It worked just like you said. What's wrong?

Sam:
You scared the sh*t out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you f***in' crazy?

Kelly Van Ryan:
Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.

Sam Lombardo:
[taking off Kelly's panties] Guidance counselors get to find out all sorts of interesting things.

Suzie Toller:
Sure took you guys long enough to get here. What if someone was trying to strangle me, or... f*** me up the ass or something?

Kelly Van Ryan:
He said "Don't worry, I didn't come." I can't forget that. He said "No little girl can ever make me come."

Tom Baxter:
Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the f*** out of here.