Kelly Van Ryan:
Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?

Detective Ray Duquette:
People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that!

Detective Ray Duquette:
What is a sex crime?

Jimmy:
Not gettin' any.

Kelly Van Ryan:
Jesus! Where did she get the shoes? "Whores for less"?

Sam:
Good to see you girls getting along...

Suzie:
Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.

Sam:
p-oison...

Kelly Van Ryan:
I miss Dad.

Sandra Van Ryan:
I miss him too... sometimes...

Kelly Van Ryan:
No you don't!

Sandra Van Ryan:
He didn't HAVE to kill himself, Kelly.

Sam:
Kelly Van Ryan is accusing me of rape.

Kenneth Bowden:
Kelly Van Ryan? As in Sandra Van Ryan?

Sam:
As in, I'm fucked.

Prisoner:
So you're the new chicken licker.

Suzie:
No little bitch could ever make me cum.

Kelly Van Ryan:
My mother would kill me if she knew I took the Rover!

Kenneth Bowden:
You were supposed to spy on them. Not to film some porn flick!