Henry Wilt:
Now you listen here, if anyone's going to murder my wife, it's going to be me!

Inspector Flint:
I bet if we dug up these graves, we'd find a dead body in every one!

Henry Wilt:
Well, so would I!

Inspector Flint:
In that case, *I* am under arrest. I am hereby arresting myself, for conspiring to falsify evidence for the wrongful arrest of a private citizen, misuse of police manpower and resources, and for knowingly obtaining an unlicensed firearm from an illegal source, with intent to murder and maim.

Inspector Flint:
I am not obliged to say anything, but anything I do say can be noted and used as evidence. If someone would care to call the police, I shall be in the cemetery.

Henry Wilt:
He's been under a lot of stress, lately.

Inspector Flint:
Your wife! Your wife is *dead*!

Henry Wilt:
You know what, Inspector, for the first time since I met you, you're in danger of actually being right about something!

Henry Wilt:
Why didn't I sign my own name. I'd be safely locked up in Broadmoor by now!