Winnie the Pooh:
The only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.

Narrator:
Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again.

Winnie the Pooh:
Think, think, think.

Narrator:
And the first person he thought of was...

Winnie the Pooh:
Winnie the Pooh?

Narrator:
No. Christopher Robin.

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh.

Rabbit:
Why did I ever invite that bear to lunch? Why, oh, why, oh, why?

Gopher:
That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey.

Gopher:
I'm not in the book, you know.

Christopher Robin:
There now. Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?

Eeyore:
No matter. Most likely lose it again anyway.

Winnie the Pooh:
Good morning, Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin:
Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.

Owl:
Good morning, Pooh bear.

Kanga:
If it is a good morning, which I doubt.

Winnie the Pooh:
Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?

Gopher:
Say, you ought to do sssomething abou that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.

Kanga:
Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.

Roo:
Flowers.

Winnie the Pooh:
Honeysuckle!

Kanga:
No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh.

Eeyore:
It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.

Winnie the Pooh:
Oh, stuff and fluff.

Winnie the Pooh:
Is anybody at home?

Winnie the Pooh:
What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"

Rabbit:
No.

Winnie the Pooh:
Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?

Rabbit:
Nobody.

Winnie the Pooh:
Must be somebody there because somebody must have said "Nobody."